Your daily reminder

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 07/23/2015 at 01:04 • Filed to: None

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That an average Honda and Toyota are quicker to 60 than a Ferrari 308 GTS.

CB > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:06

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It’s also a lot easier to have sex in a Camry.

E92M3 > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:06

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What about Toybaru’s

TheHondaBro > CB 07/23/2015 at 01:07

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The Camry is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

TheHondaBro > E92M3 07/23/2015 at 01:08

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IIRC, they’re about as quick, if not slower.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:13

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But do they have pop up lights?

Alex from Toronto > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:17

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Toyota and Hondas catch on fire less too.

El Rivinado > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:28

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True, but in this case, going slow is worth it if you can back it up with style.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > E92M3 07/23/2015 at 01:31

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Over a second slower than the Camry.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:37

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By far the best looking Honda. IMO the Accord has always looked better than the Civic

Sneaky Pete > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:37

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Maintenance costs are also slightly lower.

Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 01:51

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That’s because you’re looking at the wrong car.

Above is the 288 GTO. Faster than either sedans, sexier than either sedans, and can sit well even in the snow because it was merely late to the Group B party. The 308 is well and good, but the 288 is more alluring.

Besides, it may be easier to have sex in the Camry, but getting laid starts from getting the woman you’ll lay. And I’m not sure an Accord Coupe would attract the chikababes partying in Monaco, unless they’re Batshit Babes. At best, you’ll be seen by the valet as a frazzled GP-going regular tourist with a rental car.

Oh, and if you’re having a 288 GTO, get one in white.

Adds to the charm. Best part? You can get to shame that 599 GTO owner for being #notarealGTO.

SlickMcRick > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 02:04

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If only these came with a Limited-Slip Differential....

Jonee > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 02:30

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My mom had a 308 when I was a kid. It was much cooler than any Camry no matter the speed. Still is, but the march of technological progress is amazing.

Nobi > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 08:51

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Also, with a standard trans and a tube intake swap, the 3.5 in the Honda sounds and feels like a rocket.

NJAnon > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 09:15

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I don’t need a daily reminder on how awesome Ferrari’s are to Honda’s. :P

TheHondaBro > SlickMcRick 07/24/2015 at 00:16

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AND independent suspension all the way around.

scoob > Wheelerguy 07/24/2015 at 21:53

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And I’m not sure an Accord Coupe would attract the chikababes partying in Monaco

You mean gold diggers :P

Wheelerguy > scoob 07/25/2015 at 02:20

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Yeah there’s that. But my point still stands.